What the freak is MRS. WINSLOW’S SOOTHING SYRUP?

Posted on April 29, 2019April 30, 2019 by Gabe Solomon

Is your baby teething? Are you getting no sleep at night? Try some of Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup! One drop of this sweet serenity and your baby will sleep through the night! In fact, your baby might sleep forever! One teaspoon of Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup contained enough morphine to kill the average child, yet […]

What the freak is that ear umbrella?

Posted on April 2, 2019April 2, 2019 by Gabe Solomon

Behold! The mighty dumbo octopus! Named for its fins that look like Dumbo the elephant’s ears, this group lives in the ocean depths below 13,000 feet, making it the deepest living of all known octopuses. I know what you’re thinking. “Wow! That’s deep!” You’re absolutely right. If you scuba’d down there, you’d get eaten before […]